there was a boy named donnjacob he liked to run a lot, and one day…
he ran and tripped and ripped his jeans, it was so so dirty his pants were not clean, so on that day - after the big fall, he ran straight home thinking nothing at all, so he asked his mom, “ yo what should I do?!” but like all asians, she said “Its up to you” so he went to work, as if it was a hard sport, and ended up with some MEAN JEAN SHORTS he dumped the extra material, ate a bowl of cereal, and ran some tracks, and took a shower, cause he felt… bacterial.
Those last few lines make me laugh. but true story LOL
well no duurh donn, if your pants are so so dirty they’re obv. not clean LMAO .. :)
lovelyy . (;
okay if i don’t get this reblogging ting right , dont laugh at me. LOL